Monday, May 25, 2015

The First Three Weeks Of NDP Aren't Encouraging

It's been three weeks since the Alberta election. Oh...sorry...the historic Alberta election. **rolls eyes** Sorry...I've heard enough of that.

What I've seen in the last three weeks isn't encouraging. I know that politicians like to sell hope, but what people ultimately want is professional government. The first three weeks look like amateur hour to me.

To be fair, the Alberta NDP haven't ever formed government. They have no knowledge base except that available to them from the legislature apparatus. But what I want and expect from an elected political leader is intelligence. I'm seeing things that make me second guess my initial rosy assessment of Rachel Notley.

1. Vet Your Candidates

Sure, Ms. Notley didn't expect to win when she set out on the campaign trail. That doesn't excuse her or her party from vetting candidates properly. How the left in this province howled over the improper vetting done by the Wildrose in 2012. What's good for the goose.....

2. A Small Cabinet makes No Sense

Perhaps Ms. Notley doesn't see a depth of talent on her team (see point #1). Perhaps she really does believe that she can save the taxpayer some money by having fewer ministers. But those of us who follow politics closely know how badly rookie ministers can struggle to find their legs. Ms. Notley is now giving untested, inexperienced MLAs not one, but two or three portfolios to wrestle with. This is a recipe for a disastrous first year. I also have to wonder what the thinking is behind deliberately putting people in portfolios that don't match their experience. David Eggen knows healthcare, yet gets Education. Sarah Hoffman knows Education but gets Health. Lori Sigurdson has no elected experience and gets two of the biggest ministries in government at once in Advanced Education and Labour. Maybe she should ask Stephen Khan how that turned out for him. None of this makes sense.

3. No Budget Until The Fall

The Prentice budget was never passed. The fiscal year began April 1. So we'll have to wait until half way through the fiscal year before we know what's what fiscally. In the mean time school boards and post secondaries have no idea what to do for September. Nobody has a clue what they can count on for a budget. I can get not throwing something together in three weeks. But it seems that Ms. Notley has a pretty good idea what she wants to do. Why wait 4 months? It's not responsible.


People can stand out in the sun cheering like these politicians are rockstars if they want. And it is great to see young people engaged and hopeful. But life has a way of being real. Ms. Notley will, as a matter of course, disappoint many of those young hipsters. She's not going to give them everything they want. And in time she will will be the one vilified and accused of being in bed with oil companies and corporations. Fair or not, it will happen. This is politics. Bank on it. After all, why would voters or partisan politicos be fair? That would mean accepting reality and paying attention to the details. Complaining is much more fun.


But that's just the way I see it.

Friday, May 22, 2015

5 Random Things To Remember For Summer 2015

Those of you who routinely read the drivel I write on this blog understand that I like to make short lists regarding subjects that I find interesting. Today I'm going to share with you lucky people the top 5 things to remember as we head into summer. This well thought out list will be sure to be helpful to you this year. After all, there is so much wackiness in our lives these days that we all need someone to help keep us on track. Today, I am that someone for you.


1. Politicians Don't Control The Weather

While part of me relishes the opportunity to watch Rachel Notley become the person who gets vilified for not giving everyone everything they want, I just know I'm going to sympathize with her. This summer she gets to try to put together a plan that delivers on the promises she made during a campaign nobody expected her to win. The nice thing about thinking you're going to lose is that you can promise a lot of everything. But people tend to think that elected officials can make everything all better all the time with a click of their heels. Just watch. They'll want Notley to magically make oil clean. After all, a local sports owner thinks that Mayor Don Iveson can do his negotiating for him. Why not have Don serve the over priced beer too? I think maybe Iveson would rather be drinking it after two years in the magic chair.

2. Summer May Mean Fewer Clothes, But It Still Requires Personal Hygiene

I have lost track of how many times I've lamented the fact that so many people will fuss over their hair, makeup or clothing but then wear open toed shoes or sandals with the snarliest unkempt nails possible. Seriously, what the hell are people thinking? Get your crap together before going out. I don't care who you are, guys, only a douchebag walks around without his shirt on. And remember that hot weather leads to sweat, which doesn't smell like tulips. Use deodorant, people. And wash your hands after using that port-a-potty at the (insert summer festival/activity/concert).

3. Generously Sharing Your Music From Your Car Impresses Nobody

I know that you just want others to be able to enjoy the tunes you're rocking in your car. But quite often rolling down your window and cranking the overdone car music system just makes you look like a creep. Most of us are wondering, "how the hell can that dude stand to be in that car?" But you must really think that you look cool with your cliche backwards ball cap, oversized sport shades and tank top with the OOTSA-OOTSA-OOTSA blasting. Piss off, douchebag!

4. That Cheap Rate At The All Inclusive Makes No Sense

Everybody should take a vacation every year. But if your idea is to escape the 30 degree heat to go where it's 30 degrees during the rainy season, then I seriously question your judgement. There's a reason why it's cheap to go to an all inclusive in the summer. It's because it makes no sense. But enjoy those memories! I'll be there when it's -30 here.

5. 30 Degree Heat And 15 Ounces Of Tequila Can Cause Vomiting

Yeah. Lesson learned last summer. Word to the wise: booze doesn't make you more attractive, funny, stronger or a better driver. Don't drink and drive. And don't puke on your wife's aunt's lawn. That can haunt your a long time.


Have a great summer everyone!

But that's just the way I see it.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Why Conservatives Are Losing In Canada

Progressive Conservative. Wildrose. Conservative. Call it what you want, conservatives in Canada are losing ground. I even read a poll today that put the federal NDP ahead of both the Conservative Party and the Liberals. What is causing such a problem in conservative parties in Canada? There are several smaller symptoms that point to a much larger one, and it's all very simple, really.

1. They don't listen.

Conservative parties have gained a well deserved reputation for not listening to the public. The federal Conservative Party has gained it's own reputation for not even listening to Parliament. In fact, their distain for our democratic house is the one thing that has been loud and clear from them. They have miscalculated that Canadians won't notice. In fact, even conservative voters are made very uncomfortable by the disregard for Parliament and public opinion.

In Alberta, the Progressive Conservative government under Jim Prentice even did an extensive survey of Albertans, and then ignored the results. Voters, finally having had enough of such behaviour voted against them. **Note to Rachel Notley: they voted against Jim, not FOR you.**

Voter after voter complained to the Alberta government regarding their handling of Gay-Straight Alliances. Instead of being magnanimous and supporting Laurie Blakeman's bill, they killed it and presented the "we'll allow Catholics to discriminate against gays and lesbians" bill. Big mistake.

In Ottawa, Stephen Harper doesn't seem to be learning from what happened in Alberta. Counting on Tom Mulcair or Justin Trudeau to self-destruct isn't a good campaign strategy. It's arrogant. Start listening or pay the price!

2. They're not transparent.

What's the power bill going to be like for the Alberta Legislature? All those shredders working overtime. Government documents being destroyed makes it look like there's something to hide. 44 Years of rule must have caused there to be some skeletons. And they wonder why they lost the election.

In Ottawa the Harper government's reputation for muzzling dissent and opposition makes Canadians queazy. Silencing scientists because you back the oil industry isn't what's best for Canada. Behaviour that isn't consistent with a freedom-loving country will make voters panic. They value their freedom. When governments act this shady Canadians worry that they're next.

3. They're out of step with voters.

If you were at a train station and you were waiting for the trains to gay marriage, abortion, public health insurance and public education I would have to tell you that those trains had already left the station.

There are always people fighting for the future and people fighting for the past. Inevitably those fighting for the past lose. If your party, its candidates or volunteers are fixated on things like "family values" or "climate change skepticism" then you're going to lose the left and the centre. 98% of all scientists in the world agree that climate change is real and influenced by human behaviour. That train has left the station. A majority of voters also believe that either gays and lesbians are born that way or at the very least that it doesn't matter a hill of beans one way or the other. That train has left the station.

Sticking to the past makes you look bigoted or stupid. Quite often its true.

The BIG Symptom

The bigger symptom that seems to be causing all of this is quite simple. When you peel away the onion's outer layer and get to the layer that smells and makes you cry you find problem. It's the motivation. The politicians, the advisors, the sycophants, the win-at-all-costs power brokers. In conservative parties in Canada they have shown themselves to be one thing consistently:

Mean.

Mean spirited, arrogant, uncaring and devoid of purpose other than to win and crush enemies with vitriol.

It's one thing to get bad advice from someone who means well. It's quite another to get advice from someone who doesn't have the bests interests of your country or province or city at heart. It causes politicians to stop listening. It causes politicians to become secretive. It causes politicians to lose touch with the public they represent and swear to serve.

This is where conservatives in Canada find themselves. If they want to get back on track they need to get back to basics. If you believe in smaller government, then explain why and give evidence to support your case. Don't do what the Alberta PCs did and say that Alberta's post-secondary system is "unsustainable" after cutting grants in real terms by 10% over 5 years. Don't claim you care about smaller government and do what the federal Tories have done and spend with vigour and attack the Parliamentary Budget Officer for sounding the alarm on false claims.

In Alberta people voted in the NDP. In Canada the Conservatives have put themselves in the position to lose later this year. Is this a good thing for Canada beyond the replacement of people we don't like? What abut the policies? Do we want apprenticeship training to be politicized and done by unions or by post-secondaries? Do we want to be fiscally responsible or do we want to throw cash at problems and not find real solutions and efficiencies?

Canadian voters are centrist. In Alberta. In Ontario. In BC. Everywhere. When when the left looks risky and the right looks evil, they'll go with risky. Conservatives have work within the parameters of public health insurance, public education, the reality of climate change and the fact that sexual orientations are not evil. If they cannot do that then Canada will cease to benefit from the things that they bring to the table that DO make sense.

Voters are increasingly willing to take chances on risky policies simply because conservatives have worn out their welcome with their own behaviour.

But that's just the way I see it.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

3 Things I'm Hoping For From Our New NDP Government

I suspect that many people stand with me in admitting that they broke a long standing promise to themselves on Tuesday and voted NDP. I'm usually a reliable Tory voter, being the red Tory that I am. But for reasons spelled out on this blog several times I just couldn't continue to support them. Now that Ms. Notley has been elected Premier, there are 3 things I am hoping she has the courage to do.

1. Bring In The Auditors

Not a few auditors. An army of auditors. It's high time that all of the backroom deals and misspent money get exposed. It's also time to figure out why we spend so much on health care and get such shoddy results. More money isn't going to necessarily fix our health care problems. More often than not you see unions go on strike after chucks of funding are dolled out. It ends up as wages rather than hospital beds. Please, Ms. Notley, bring in the auditors. Get out the hard bristled broom and start sweeping! Don't back down from the push back you get in the departments.

2. Refocus Alberta on Higher Learning

How many years have we heard about how important economic diversification is? Yet grants from the Province for post-secondary institutions have eroded under the Progressive Conservatives. Fund the schools, but make it conditional on full financial disclosure and proof that they are spending the money wisely. Our two big universities spend less than 40 cents of every dollar they get in revenue on instruction and non-sponsored research, yet spend over $100 million each on administration. Not good enough. When it comes to tuition don't freeze it. Fix it. There are disparities between schools of the same type, and what Alberta needs is long term predictability in tuition. So instead of fixing increases to inflation, which is historically volatile, fix increases to the rolling 25 year average of inflation.

3. Be Smart With Taxes

There really is no moral justification for charging people a greater percentage in tax because they make more money. At the same rate you pay more if you make more nominally. That said, the NDP believe in progressive taxation in spite of it's inherent punishment of achievement. I would hope that they don't go too far, don't implement a sales tax, which is regressive, and don't chicken out on a royalty review. Those oil companies aren't going anywhere. I would also hope that their increase in corporate taxes gets reduced from 12% to 11.5%, which would keep the Alberta Advantage while generating more revenue.


So I wish Ms. Notley all the best. She seems smart, savvy, and more moderate than what we're used to from the NDP. I hope she doesn't get distracted by some of the nonsense that is sure to come about from having a caucus with so many who are so young and inexperienced. Hell, when I was 20 years old I would have been a rotten MLA. In the social media age, there are going to be some issues. Bank on it. But Ms. Notley should get past those issues swiftly and surely.

Let's see what they can do before we start claiming that the sky is falling.

But that's just the way I see it.


Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Alberta Does Not Have The Lowest Taxes In Canada!

I wonder how many people have bothered to run the numbers on taxes in Canada. I doubt that many have. A lot of people take it on faith that Alberta, at a 10% flat rate, has the lowest taxes in Canada. The fact is, though, that Alberta doesn't rank #1 in any income group. It ranks #1 if you are a corporation, but only #4 of you are a small business.

Here is how Alberta ranks in terms of having the lowest taxes on Canada:

Personal exemption: #1

Small business: #4

Corporations: Tied for #1 with BC and New Brunswick

Income levels
$30k: #5

$50k: #6

$75k: #6

$100k: #5

$200k: #2

Sales Tax: Tied for #1 with NWT, Nunavut and Yukon



When Jim Prentice brings back health care premiums in his budget on March 26, he will make Alberta nowhere near the lowest taxed jurisdiction in Canada. And of course, the middle class will hurt the most, as usual. Will royalty rates be touched? Nope. Corporate taxes? Nope.

But hey, its the people of Alberta who matter, right?


But that's just the way I see it.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

6 Things You Should Know About Your Facebook Posts

Most people I know are on Facebook. But not everyone I know is on my Facebook friends list. Some people I don't have on Facebook because I don't think it's smart for me to have them. Others I don't have because I only know them in a professional way, so I keep them on LinkedIn instead. Finally, there are some whom I am not friends with on Facebook because I unfriended them either because I didn't converse with them ever, or because they simply annoyed the shit out of me. This leads me to the 6 things you should know about your Facebook posts.

1. Not all of your friends will see your post.
You may not realize this, but some of your friends have your posts blocked from their news feed. You simply don't show up. It's their way of unfriending you without risking you noticing and getting offended. What? you thought that friend with 780 other friends is paying attention?

2. Nobody gives a shit about your workout.
Posting about how awesome your workout was will lead to people doing what they do in #1, above. In the end, nobody is impressed with how long your run was, how many reps you did with how many pounds or how sore you are now.

3. When you send game requests your friends hate you.
Sending out requests to play Candy Crush Sage, Farmville or any other game on Facebook is as good as saying "please unfriend me…please!" It is annoying. You are annoying.

4. When people say "Aw! That's so cute" they don't mean it.
Your friends really don't want to see pictures of your kid puking on the floor, torturing your cat, or slopping food all over a high chair. But in order to stay in your good graces they post that it's cute and then hide it from their news feed forever. It's true.

5. People roll their eyes when you post sentimental bullshit.
Posting pictures of clouds with some pseudo-intellectual semi-inspirational saying on it makes people throw up in their mouths just a little bit. Posting things like "A friend is…." makes people ditch you on Facebook.

6. You look stupid when you post superstitious nonsense.
"Re-post this 20 times and good luck with come to you" is so obviously ridiculous that your friends think, "Jeebus, he/she must be desperate/stupid to resort to doing that". Yes, they really think that about you.


You can call me negative if you want, but somebody had to say it.

But that's just the way I see it.

Monday, December 15, 2014

Bill 10 Has Made People Examine Faith's Justification of Bigotry

Christopher Hitchens once said that of all the so-called virtues the most over-rated is faith. I couldn't agree more. Faith is always painted as synonymous with goodness. It is praised. It brings tears to people's eyes. When someone dies people will proclaim that that person is with God now regardless of whether that person was faithful to any religion. Faith is also used to make bigotry seem acceptable. The ruckus over Bill 10 has made many in Alberta question this "safe zone" for homophobia. It's about time.

Catholic school boards want to be able to ban Gay-Straight Alliance clubs in catholic schools, as it doesn't fit with their faith. This has given the average taxpayer the perfect opportunity to question whether public funds ought to go to a school system that uses faith to discriminate against a segment of the population.

Make no mistake, people are born homosexual. Period.

Since people are born homosexual no religion should get away with discrimination against those people. It's morally wrong. It's unethical. It's flat out disgusting. Yet the idea that it's okay as long as it's justified by faith still seems to sit well with some people. That kind of thinking needs to be fought tooth and nail.

The Government of Alberta spends $6 billion supporting school boards, in addition to the education portion of property taxes. People can choose which system their property taxes go to, but not the provincial funding. So what we have is a school system that takes public funding yet discriminates against homosexuals. This is wrong on every level. It shouldn't be happening. If you take public money you need to adhere to public standards.

If people want to have Catholic schools or other religious schools they should be allowed to have them. But if they are taking public money then they should not be allowed to discriminate against homosexuals.

But that's just the way I see it.